Thursday, April 17, 2008

Would you like some bee-r?

Wow. I can't believe that it's been over a month since I've posted.
I apologize to all six of you that read this.

Anyway, when I got out of school this afternoon, I decided to really unemploy it up, and have a (flavored) beer on my porch.

Apparently, bees like flavored beer as well, but they're not too keen on asking to share.
So after staring into space for a while, I pick up my drink and hear an angry sort of buzzing.
I look down, and there's a bee getting drunk off my shit...

So eventually, the bee was too drunk to swim or fly, and it died.
Serves him right.

Motherfucker didn't even chip in.

Unemployed Mike

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Get Your Black Suits Ready...

'Cause we're gonna have a funeral for the Unemployment Beard.
In a little over 2 weeks, it's going to be gone, one way or the other.

Don't worry, I haven't found a job or anything, but I'm just kind of getting tired of it, as I tend to do.
So, when spring break is over, so will be the reign of terror of the Unemployment Beard.

That is, until I get tired of not having the Unemployment Beard.

-Unemployed Mike

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


It's just about 5 am.
I got back from the hospital 5 hours ago, (Don't worry, Rod's okay.)
Tried to go to bed 4 hours ago.
Not working out so well.
You know that thing when you're laying down and you burp, and that nice mouthful of bile comes up?
Did that too.
I feel like ass.
I have a test today.
That's really just the first in a list of shitty shit that might/will go down today.


There's all ways Thursday...

Or Saturday, for that Matter...

-Unemployed Mike

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Anyone got...

Fiftyish dollars?

I want this!

Unemployed Mike

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

'stache... Nuff Said!

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Unemployment Beard Update!

It's coming in.... Maybe another month or so till it reaches Pre-Chuck Norris intensity...
Anyway, at school inbetween classes "studying" for a bio test.

That's all I've got...


Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The inside of my mouth...

tastes like when you lick the contacts on a 9v battery...


Friday, February 1, 2008

Unemployment + Boredom =

The Judgement is In!

31'ish weeks of paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid vacation!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Now with video... and a theme song!

So, I have a video for the blog now.
It was supposed to save me the trouble of typing, but, come to find out, it's a lot more work to throw together a 2 minute video than it is to type the story of whatever happened.

Anyway, here it is...

- Unemployed Mike

P.S. This quality sucks, there's a better one at youtube....

Monday, January 28, 2008

Welcome to My Unemployment Blog!

This is my Unemployment blog.
Join me on a year long journey of unemployment.
Together, we will learn:
1. Is $318 a week enough money for someone with an admitted electronics addition to live on?
2. Will having absolutely fuck all to do outside of work drive me crazy?
3. How's that Unemployment beard going? (Fine.)
So, that's pretty much it... 
I'm gonna try to post at least once a week... 
Cause... It's not like I have a lot of free time or anything.

- Unemployed Mike