I'm Back!

I got fired today. So I started the blog again. Which means new videos.



I've got some job propositions, so I don't know how long this ride is gonna last.


Mike

Would you like some bee-r?

Wow. I can't believe that it's been over a month since I've posted.
I apologize to all six of you that read this.

Anyway, when I got out of school this afternoon, I decided to really unemploy it up, and have a (flavored) beer on my porch.

Apparently, bees like flavored beer as well, but they're not too keen on asking to share.
So after staring into space for a while, I pick up my drink and hear an angry sort of buzzing.
I look down, and there's a bee getting drunk off my shit...














So eventually, the bee was too drunk to swim or fly, and it died.
Serves him right.




Motherfucker didn't even chip in.



Unemployed Mike

Bye Bye, Beardie!

Get Your Black Suits Ready...

'Cause we're gonna have a funeral for the Unemployment Beard.
In a little over 2 weeks, it's going to be gone, one way or the other.

Don't worry, I haven't found a job or anything, but I'm just kind of getting tired of it, as I tend to do.
So, when spring break is over, so will be the reign of terror of the Unemployment Beard.







That is, until I get tired of not having the Unemployment Beard.


-Unemployed Mike

Meh.

It's just about 5 am.
I got back from the hospital 5 hours ago, (Don't worry, Rod's okay.)
Tried to go to bed 4 hours ago.
Not working out so well.
You know that thing when you're laying down and you burp, and that nice mouthful of bile comes up?
Did that too.
I feel like ass.
I have a test today.
That's really just the first in a list of shitty shit that might/will go down today.



Meh.

There's all ways Thursday...

Or Saturday, for that Matter...


-Unemployed Mike

Anyone got...

Fiftyish dollars?

I want this!


Unemployed Mike

'stache... Nuff Said!

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!